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I Don't Like Kids Yes I'm a Dad T-Shirt | Dad Humor, Vintage Style Design

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$19.49$29.99
Colors: Black
Sizes: S
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
This vintage-style dad tee speaks with dry humor and a wink. The soft, mid-weight cotton carries a worn-in, retro print that reads like an inside joke between seasoned parents. It settles into the shoulders and chest, then relaxes around the waist. The kind of shirt you reach for when you want to laugh 'cause people do a second take. Wear it to backyard cookouts, weekend errands, or family hangouts. The muted, vintage ink gives the design an aged character that pairs naturally with denim or a flannel thrown over the top. For dads who prefer sarcasm, this tee says it plainly and with a smile.

The voice is dry, confident, and a little playful — the same tone you’ll hear from someone who’s logged late-night feedings and early-morning cartoons but learned to greet parenthood with a laugh.

Product features
- Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main art for crisp, detailed vintage print
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, and ethical sourcing with US cotton standards

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric

Fabric

Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric

Without side seams

Without side seams

Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar without seam

Ribbed knit collar without seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Fiber composition

Fiber composition

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Warranty

Warranty

EU warranty - 2 years

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua

Dual Printing Techniques

Dual Printing Techniques

Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.

BleachingIroningDrycleaning WashingDrying

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.

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